Warm lemons

surejohn221b:

thefangirlsarecomeing:

ianoshea:

What if there was a tumblr summer camp where you did fandom related activities and you sat in the grass outside and blogged and got to meet everyone you’ve met on tumblr and you could eat all you wanted it would be so much fun

and instead of embarrassing us with the lame attempts at sports, they will train us to be hunters, companions, space cowboys, and consulting detectives.

#i’d go for the food

(via kingofpurplesquirrles)

  • mom: you're beautiful
  • grandma: you have grown into such a beautiful young lady!
  • mom's friends: wow, she's flawless!
  • friends: you're so pretty
  • boys: call animal patrol i think we just discovered a rare breed of dog

yuppadupp:

thewholockgames:

districteverthorne:

what if someone wrote a book and the plot was basically amazing and the characters were awesome and at the end of the book, you’re dying to know what happens, all you see is a ripped page and the author actually did it on purpose and you’ll never know what happens because all the other published copies are like that too

calm down satan

Time to play a new game:
Make sure John Green doesn’t find the thing

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thats-slightly-raven:

thats-slightly-raven:

My dad just dropped a bowl of pasta on the floor and it went everywhere, and he stared at it for like 5 minutes, sighed and then said ‘sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead’ and then he walked off without cleaning it up.

I told my dad a post about him has nearly 40k notes and he told me that he doesn’t understand what ‘tumblrering’ is but he doesn’t want to be involved in my lonely shenanigans.

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